I woke up this morning and found my bedroom smelling like a bowl of instant noodles. How amazing. Currently cleaning my keyboard. It's disgustingly filthy. 8|

Meanwhile, have a meme.

Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivites.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes. (I roll my eyes instead)
Total: 3

Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public. (maaaybe)
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[x] Bipolar?
Total: 4

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something
Total: 5

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[x] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[x] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 5

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”. (oh yes we're interchangeable like that)
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 5

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[x] You are always, almost overly polite. (hmm)
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[x] You are hardly ever angry. (well I'm not easily angered...)
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 2

Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sport/s.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1

Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. (sorry, not true)
[x] You like making sexual innuendos. (well...)
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs).
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 1

And at last...Lolita/Shota Character
[ ] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc (no I use Japanese suffixes like -san, -kun, and -konoyarou)
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (sometimes?)
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 1

Meganekko / Tsukomi / Boge
The latter two I'm not surprised at all, but meganekko? Really?